Women have an unfair amount of power.
Two days ago, I met a woman that completely rocked my world. Absolute stunner of a woman, too - sultry smile, eyes that you could happily drown in, hourglass figure - the whole nine yards. Hell, the whole hundred metre dash, for that matter. Anyway. So, yes, I met this woman, and spent the next to days having all sort of ideas about her - the kinds that I cant put down here for decency's sake, and the ones I can't put down here for fear of looking like a lovesick six year old. For some reason, though, the obvious idea didn't cross my mind - that she might already be taken.
Ten minutes ago, I had a conversation with a friend who's a friend of...well, with someone who knows more about her than I did.
Man, she's taken. I'm all depressed. Go away.
Two days ago, I met a woman that completely rocked my world. Absolute stunner of a woman, too - sultry smile, eyes that you could happily drown in, hourglass figure - the whole nine yards. Hell, the whole hundred metre dash, for that matter. Anyway. So, yes, I met this woman, and spent the next to days having all sort of ideas about her - the kinds that I cant put down here for decency's sake, and the ones I can't put down here for fear of looking like a lovesick six year old. For some reason, though, the obvious idea didn't cross my mind - that she might already be taken.
Ten minutes ago, I had a conversation with a friend who's a friend of...well, with someone who knows more about her than I did.
Man, she's taken. I'm all depressed. Go away.
3 comments:
Pig,
You are truly a gentleman, man. 'Tis the 21st Century. The boundaries are limitless. So she's taken. Big deal. I mean, I wouldn't put your safety at risk if her significant other matches the physical descroption of a 7 foot Gorilla. Go for it Pig! You have all my support. Bring the princess back to your castle!
-T.Dawg
My castle, as it is, resembles a twenty year old's room. Not exactly the best place for an intense romance. Or a romp, since the books and cds and squash rackets might get in the way somewhat.
And no, man. I've done that once. Didnt feel too good about it. Felt downright disgusted with myself, to tell the truth. If she's taken, she's taken. No ifs, even with a pretty but (sic).
May all the beautiful women grow a pimple!
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